The face of a broken man
hey. did i mention i love neil cicierega
whoever’s the owner of the white sedan
you left your lights on
England and Canada love to use America as their scapegoat to hide all the terrible racism happening in their countries
“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”
The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.
I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time
Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.
its illegal to be cuter than me
We’re all going to jail then
bae: will you go out with me
me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment